Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Bad Booty Call

Dating is difficult enough these days without having to worry about this...



"He might strike again. Approach with caution."

Single ladies of Williamsburg, Brooklyn...you have been warned.

I think things were easier in the past when video dating was all the rage. I mean, listen to these charming guys in this Video Dating, Part 2 video describe themselves and the lucky ladies that they're looking for...



The "typical research mathematician" in the opera outfit was probably snatched up right away.

See, you can get a woman's attention without having to resort to pooping in her kitchen.

Take a lesson, people.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    Co-ed bubble baths? Did they offer that in college? Thanks for pick-me-up!

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  2. Vampire HoursNovember 17, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    I certainly never did co-ed bubble baths. I guess I really missed out during that time.

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