I don't know how people psyche themselves up enough to brave the chaotic crowds at ass-a.m. in the morning just to go shopping. I don't even like to get up early to rush to the bathroom after a long night of drinking. Sometimes...I just chance it and hope that I wake up in a dry bed.
Yet, I know so many people who have the whole shopping day strategically planned out like an air-raid attack.
I'm just gonna relax in the safety of my own home and wait for the "Mauled at the Mall" footage that is bound to show up on the news later this evening.
Now that's entertainment!
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As long as people play nice, I won't have to stop this car.