A friend sent me this entertaining blog posting about the new White Castle scented candle...
White Castle earlier this month announced the launch of its very own scented candle, an absolutely legitimate product which has the goal of spreading White Castle love while making your house smell pretty much like a delightful bouquet of abandoned onions and my grandparents’ kitchen.
White Castle is a fast-food superpower which sells small, fun-sized hamburgers at the reasonable price of $4.99 for a million. You can eat 2 to 30 of them at a time, depending on how much mashing you can accomplish.
White Castle is a fast-food superpower which sells small, fun-sized hamburgers at the reasonable price of $4.99 for a million. You can eat 2 to 30 of them at a time, depending on how much mashing you can accomplish.
If you are walking into White Castle you are doing so for one purpose only: Without food, you’ll die.
Although I have never had the pleasure of visiting one of these artery-hardening establishments, I have certainly heeded the call to shove food in my pie-hole after consuming one or twelve adult beverages in the wee hours.
And, if my usual late-night haunts are any indicator, I would assume that the White Castle scented candle would likely smell like an explosive combination of the following specialty scents already available...
I think the only ingrediant that is possibly missing from this mix would be the fresh scent of a moist stagnant mop bucket.
Don't worry...I'm on it.
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