Monday, November 1, 2010

He is Us

This week, Entertainment Weekly features Chris Evans on their cover from his upcoming movie Captain America.

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I don't know much about the Captain America character other than he carries around an indestructible shield and fights Nazis. According to his comic lore, "Weakling Everyman Steve Rogers ingests the Super-Soldier serum and gains incredible strength and agility."

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Every man does not look like that.

I think "Super-Soldier serum" is now known as Steroids. The results are evident when viewing the variety of ox-shouldered guys at the gym whose ginormous arm trunks haven't casually relaxed against (or touched) their hips since their "treatments" began.

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Now that looks natural.

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