This crafty gal has found a way to incorporate the pepper-spraying cop into festive holiday wear. Of course, it's also a tale as old as time...
Religious historians have written about a long-lost passage from the Bible in which the Three Wise Men met a pepper-spray police officer on their journey to meet Baby Jesus and his fam and deliver their gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. The officer tried to cajole the trio into inviting him along for the ride, but after considering the offer they decided that it was probably best not to expose the Savior to any chemical agents until he reached high-school age. In order to avoid angering the police officer and getting pepper-sprayed themselves, the Wise Men gave him a $25 holiday gift certificate to Olive Garden and then resumed their travel without incident.
Olive Garden does have great bread sticks and unlimited salad.
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As long as people play nice, I won't have to stop this car.