Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Can you imagine living every moment of your day in constant, unshakable fear of running into a evil-looking red-haired clown holding a bouquet of balloons?
Well, that is the exact description of daily life for the residents of Northampton, England, who are presently being terrorized by a "spooky clown" of unknown origin. Local police have issued a warning following multiple sightings of the costumed creep — or creeps.
If I looked out the window and saw that visual...the paramedics would need to rent a backhoe to clean out my underwear.
That's messed up.