Very Mary Kate

Actress Elaine Carroll has been starring in and producing Olsen Twins episodes for a while now on her site "Very Mary Kate" and they're pretty funny. This one focuses on a late-night visit to her bodyguard's apartment.



"I pee'd in your elevator. Well, there was no toilet in it."...hilarious!

Here is a little info on Elaine from an interview she did recently...

Few people know the real Mary-Kate Olsen, but actress Elaine Carroll has given the Web the Mary-Kate the world dares to imagine. Carroll’s Mary-Kate has a “normal body temperature of 62,” wonders if heaven is like the Soho House and tweets such intimate secrets as: “my favorite color is clear, my favorite flavor is bland, my favorite food is invisible pie.”

Her version of Mary-Kate grew out of a screen test she did for “Saturday Night Live” two years ago. She loved impersonating the Olsen twins and wanted a way to keep doing them, so she started writing episodes. Each episode takes no longer than an hour to shoot, and Carroll edits them herself.

“You can kind of compare Mary-Kate to Eeyore in ‘Winnie the Pooh,’” Carroll said. “She doesn’t really know what’s going on, does not have it together, trying so desperately to become an independent woman but just does not understand the world in which she lives.”

If you want to see more episodes of "Very Mary Kate", you can watch them here.

Hollywood Hoodlums

If the entertainment industry had a special jail for their "criminals", I'm guessing these kinds of tattoos on the inmates would be all the rage inside the clinck.

I especially enjoy "Promises Malibu Saved My Life" and "I haven't flown commercial since the 90's".

I'm guessing that A&E is already prepping a "Hollywood Ink" series hosted by Jesse James.

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Blind-sided

With all of the focus lately on whether Sandra Bullock would divorce her husband or not (it was announced today that she will), it seems that she managed to, miraculously, keep the adoption of a baby completely out of the press.

"Yes, I have filed for divorce," the actress, 45, tells PEOPLE in the latest issue, in which she also reveals she has adopted a son, 3½-month-old Louis.

"He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way," Bullock reveals exclusively in the new issue of PEOPLE, announcing that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy, born in New Orleans. "It's like he's always been a part of our lives." 

Bullock says she is now finalizing the adoption as a single parent. 

Atta' girl.

With all of the exclusive scoop that they've been given, I have a feeling that this particular issue of People Magazine is gonna sell a butt-load of copies...

Best Movie Mash-ups

The Huffington Post recently featured the Top 13 Movie Mash-up videos and here are my favorites out of that bunch...

"Up" meets "Gran Torino"



Mean Disney Girls



The "Wizard of Oz" meets "You Got Served"

Viva Espana!

Kylie Minogue's boyfriend, Andres Velencoso, seems to have opted for a wardrobe-free photoshoot for the Spanish version of Vanity Fair.



She certainly looks happy.

He probably has a wonderful....personality.

"Betty White Lines" video

She definitely has no problem with blue language...



It's one of the many reasons I enjoy her.

McCreepy

It seems that the late Golden Girl left some money to PETA in her will and they decided to use it for this attack on the Golden Arches.

Is she were alive today, I wonder whether she would have agreed to being the poster-child for this particular campaign. They better hope so, cause if she is up there now and not happy out it...

Bea will get you for that, PETA.

Snack Pecs

Seems that Billy Gunnz, a Mister Softee vendor on the streets of New York, has decided to try to increase his business by serving scoops with his shirt off...

Billy typically parks on 39th and Broadway during the day, and is a total sweetheart. Rumor has it he’s investigating doing some special toppings on his truck in the coming weeks. You can follow him and his ice cream truck on twitter@mistersofteenyc.

Perhaps he and another NYC favorite, the Naked Cowboy, should go into business together.



I do hope they keep some flannel undies nearby...

It can get pretty nippley...I mean, NIPPY there in the winter.

Lantern Art

The new Green Lantern movie is filming now and some of the concept art for the characters is starting to be released. The above character is named Kiliwog.



The Guardians.



Abin Sur and Tomar

Looks pretty close to the comic book versions.

Also, it was reported that Ryan Reynold's suit will be entirely CGI...so that should be visually interesting.

I wish I could get a CGI wardrobe.

Laundry would be so much easier to deal with...

Room with a view

This crafty Winscape technology would certainly make cramped quarters more interesting...



The potential scene options are pretty exciting. One day you could be looking out at the fall colors on the East coast, the next day you could be speeding through space.

Not to mention the porn options (cause you know someone is already working on THAT).

I wonder if they have a Cheesecake Factory Display Case scenario?

Rick in a Box

I'm not sure why Ricky Martin is sleeping naked in a well-lit glass box and sprouting tribal tattoos all over his body, but I'm very okay with it.



I'd totally get some tattoos if I could bypass the whole needle-thing and just wake up with them, already magically applied, after a relaxing night's sleep in Ricky's Sharper Image Tattoo Trundle Box.

That scenario is much more appealing to me on so many levels...

Top of the Tube

One of the few advantages to having a bad romance...

The Francis Lawrence-directed music video for Lady Gaga’s single “Bad Romance” has become the most viewed video on YouTube of all time! The clip has gained over 178,000,000 views since its release in November.  

It really is my favorite video that she has made, so far. I know I've watched it a bazillion times myself, which I'm sure really helped push it over the top.

I do hope my check is in the mail...

Here is a cool behind-the-scenes look at the making of "Bad Romance":



Here is the video: