Rick in a Box

I'm not sure why Ricky Martin is sleeping naked in a well-lit glass box and sprouting tribal tattoos all over his body, but I'm very okay with it.



I'd totally get some tattoos if I could bypass the whole needle-thing and just wake up with them, already magically applied, after a relaxing night's sleep in Ricky's Sharper Image Tattoo Trundle Box.

That scenario is much more appealing to me on so many levels...