Friday, October 12, 2012
Help us, Obi Wan
This cast must be the final sign of the impending apocalypse...
The All-Star Celebrity Apprentice‘s cast of 14 includes Michaels, Trace Adkins, Stephen Baldwin, Gary Busey, Penn Jillette, Lil Jon, Dennis Rodman, Dee Snider, Omarosa, Marilu Henner, La Toya Jackson, Claudia Jordan, Lisa Rinna and Brande Roderick.
I don't have enough "air quotes" available on my computer to fully engulf their use of the term "All-Star Celebrity Cast".
The only "all stars" missing from this cast are Carrot Top, Michael Lohan, and the ghost of Mr. Ed.