Sh@t Turd

Jimmy Kimmel did another round of "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves" and, like the others, they are incredibly mean…but, hilarious.



Sophia Vergara's was my favorite and I almost laughed out loud at work when I heard it.

Not that I am condoning watching funny videos at work…my watching it was completely work-related.

"Research".

Depressed Couch Farts

Jimmy Kimmel has released another hilarious Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets...



Sarah Paulson's response was my favorite.

I enjoy these so.

Purdy Mouth

Jimmy Kimmel released a new Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets: Movie Edition this week and, like the others, they're hilarious...



Great way to start the weekend with a smile.

50, Fierce, and Fabulous

This week is Jimmy Kimmel's 50th birthday, so several of his celebrity friends put together some tributes. Ray Romano set up a Jimmy Kimmel-focused Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets...



George Clooney put together "The Jimmy Kimmel Story" ...



And Ben Affleck and J.J. Abrams filmed a movie trailer based on the comic book that Jimmy Kimmel wrote and illustrated as a child called "The Terrific Ten", with Jennifer Aniston, Matt Damon, Wanda Sykes and many more...



Enjoyable.

Ear Ladling

Jimmy Kimmel has posted a new Mean Tweets video and, this particular one, is focused on musicians...



HI-larious.

Smosh You

Jimmy Kimmel shared another edition of Mean Tweets that focused on a variety of YouTube stars...



Always entertaining...even thought I don't really know who any of them are.

Eating Pickles

Jimmy Kimmel presented another round of "Celebrities Read Really Mean Tweets About Themselves" and, like the others, they are very entertaining.



I love that Julia Louis Dreyfus just thinks hers is hilarious.

I enjoy her so.

Can Handle The Truth

Jimmy Kimmel started off his new time slot (opposite Leno) last night with another edition of "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" and, like the others, they are awkwardly hilarious.



"Kirstie Alley is a Dirty Whore. There I said it" was my favorite.

I give the celebs props for participating with a sense of fun.



Here are the other two segments...one of which, has my second favorite Tweet: So gross and funny!

"Is it my turn to punch @AndyDick until there are bones in his stool?" 

So gross and, yet, funny!

Disturbed Hobo

Jimmy Kimmel did a live version of his "Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets" last week and, as always, they are VERY entertaining.



I think the guy who made the comment about Jeff Bridges might be on to something.

The past few years, Jeff Bridges really has started to come off as...eccentric.

Most punchable face

Jimmy Kimmel featured a brand new Celebrities Read Mean Tweets video...



I never get tired of these....enjoyable.

Two Fists

Another hilarious Celebrities Read Mean Tweets was aired last night and, like the others...they're very entertaining.



Enjoyable.

No reason needed

Jimmy Kimmel aired another episode of "Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves" and, like the others, they are very funny.

The celebs in this one are: George Clooney, Jon Hamm, Jennifer Garner, John Goodman, Bob Balaban, Sarah Silverman, Tom Hanks, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Benedict Cumberbatch, Rob Lowe, Cate Blanchett, Tim Robbins, Bill Murray, and Matt Damon.



Always entertaining.

Always.

Pratt Fall

Jimmy Kimmel put together another edition of Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves and, like the others, it is hilarious.

The folks that take a beating this round are Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Gerard Butler, Ty Burrell, Bob Newhart, Britney Spears, Geena Davis, Chris Pratt, Chloe Grace Moretz, Scott Foley…



I. Love. These.

He is Batman

The Internets are all a flutter over the announcement that Ben Affleck will be playing an older Batman who battles Superman in the upcoming Man of Steel sequel Batman vs Superman (July 2015).

The clenching of geek-sphincter all around the world has gotten out of control.



Honestly, I really don't think it matters. He'll be just as good as almost anyone else playing Batman. Lord knows we've gone through enough of them over the years. I don't recall anyone thinking Michael Keaton was the perfect person to play Batman (myself included) and he surprised us all.

Of course, people are over-reacting all over Twitter...which is actually pretty entertaining. If you want to see a great collection of the many responses to this announcement, check out this list of the 50 Greatest Tweets about Ben Affleck's casting as Batman.

This one is my favorite...

NATH @IronCoreMedia

 #BetterBatmanThanBenAffleck 

1 Paula Deen 

 2 A cats butthole 

3 Ben Affleck's mom 

4 A No. 2 Pencil 

5 Don Knotts 

6 Caulk 

7 All of China 

8 AC/DC 8:39 AM 

Oh...the kids.

It's not like the movie is a serious drama based in reality. It's Batman fighting Superman. In that reality, that fight should last about all of one minute.

• Batman punches Superman in the face.
• No affect.
• Superman punches Batman in the face.
• No face remains.
• Game over.

We all know it's not going to end that quickly...it'll be dragged out for at least a half hour or more. So why even care about the "reality" of a Superhero movie anyway. Just git yer popcorn, a giant sody pop, and sit back and enjoy.

Someone mentioned that they should cast Tilda Swinton as Lex Luthor and, as funny as that was, I would be psyched if they cast her and made Lex an Alexis Luthor.



No one in their right mind should ever mess with Tilda Swinton.

In other Superhero movie news...



Bradley Cooper is finalizing his deal to do the voice of the "Rocket Raccoon" character in the now-filming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

I can see that. I mean, HEAR that.



And, Elizabeth Olsen is finalizing her deal to play the "Scarlet Witch" in the upcoming Avengers:Age of Ulton sequel.

Yes, she is the sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

And NO, neither of them will be in any of the movies mentioned above.

So...carry on people.

Nothing to see here...