Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Two Weeks Notice


After only dating Jersey Shore's Snooki for a few weeks, her new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, thinks that she's THE ONE and has decided to subtly pop the question ...on a magazine cover.

"I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before herself. She'll be a great mother. I love her and want to be with her. I will never break her heart. She's such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we're a match made in heaven. People think I'm using her for fame. But that's bullshit.”

Although his ex-girlfriend has a restraining order out on him for allegedly pointing a gun at her, I'm sure that won't get in the way of their blossoming love affair.

Plus, he's right...Snooki always "puts everyone else before herself".


She's allowing these nice police officers to lead her to their car after her own arrest recently.

Jeff's right...it's a match made in heaven.

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