Wednesday, November 10, 2010



In the past few days, I've read about three "combo" holiday meals that, visually, make me throw up in the back of my throat a bit. The first being Turducken which is chicken stuffed inside a duck...stuffed inside a turkey.

And if you don't want to go through all that stuffing trouble, why not try a Turkey Cake?


This mouth-watering creation is made up of a layer of sweet potatoes, stuffing, and Turkey loaf with a mashed potatoes icing that is topped with brown marshmallows.

And what, you must be wondering, goes best with that? Why...Cherpumple, of course.


That would be Cherry Pie + Pumpkin Pie + Apple Pie = Cherpumple

These creations all remind me of that episode of Friends where Rachel made a traditional English dessert, but accidentally combined that recipe with a Shepard's Pie recipe...


"It's a trifle. It's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!"

To which Ross later replied: "It tastes like feet."

Bring me a bucket!

via: JoeMyGod


Anonymous said...

OK, I am seriously about to barf, thank god I had some beer and somehow my body refuses to release it, but if I didn't have the beer, I'd barf. I could stand a slaughtered farm easier than those pics. p.s. Possible layout for Joels next party? It could be a ridiculous theme like... Fear Factor with alcohol. I'd go.

Anonymous said...

Oh and yeah, your still a great photographer, enough to see that bird sliced meat so up close with oozing fluids and jelly like trans tainted mixture of bird slime, probably not giving off a good smell at all. Worst thing is it looks like a horrible bad messed up vagina impressionistic artwork, and almost ready to barf again. Great work Ken!

Vampire Hours said...

After that description, I think I may hurl too. I didn't take the pics of the food...hopefully I'll never encounter any of them in real life.

Roland said...

What's not to like? Jam? Good. Meat? Good. Custard? GOOD.

Anonymous said...

Is there room for an UN-cool button?