Cheeky

There has been much discussion about James Franco's ass making the cover of Flaunt Magazine to promote the rambling interview he gives inside. He obviously enjoys being weird just so people will talk about him.

So, rather than focus on that editorial blather, I decided to feature a few entertaining excerpts from Gawker's interview with James's actual ass...

It seems like James's face has gotten most of the attention until now. Any body part rivalries between you two?

None at all. I mean, I'm pretty tight with James's face. I guess you could say he's my wingman. Face seals the deal, then I show up when it counts for the heavy lifting.

Any big screen aspirations?

Not really. I mean, I'm there, I'm part of the team. I did a lot of solid work in 127 Hours, but it was mostly supporting stuff. I did have a brief cameo in Milk. The swimming pool scene.

We gotta ask: What was it like hosting the Oscars?

[Farts] Like that. For three-and-a-half hours.

Now, that's comedy!