If you don't already watch "Better Off Ted" on Tuesday nights...you really should. It's a very snarky, quick-witted comedy that is full of inappropriate remarks and conversations in the workplace. Portia De Rossi is hilarious...one of the main reasons I watch it each week.
Here is a clip of outtakes from an episode that airs tonight where employees are accidently encouraged to swear at the each other during work. If nothing else, you will likely learn a couple of new colorful metaphors to use in everyday conversation with friends and family (the swearing is NOT bleeped out).
I enjoy the term "Man-Mattress" and "Sweaty thong in a hooker's money crack"...and a couple others that I'm not comfortable enough to retype here.