Seems that even the Galactic Empire is having a tough time in this economy. Darth Vader was spotted robbing a bank in Long Island yesterday...
The costumed man, with a mask and cape, entered a Chase bank Thursday morning and demanded cash. Although he didn't have a lightsaber, his gun was more than enough to persuade the teller to hand over the money. The caped criminal then fled east through the bank's parking lot.
He quickly left Long Island...
Then headed directly into Manhattan, where he was spotted on a subway train trying to shake down Princess Leia again...
He quickly asked a couple girls nearby to give him directions from their archaic audio communications device...
Then hijacked a getaway pedi-cab near Central Park...
Then headed West, stopping only to perform "Bad Romance" at a Lady Gaga concert in Madison, Wisconsin...
Made a quick "pit-stop" outside the venue...
Stole a motorcycle from a local Rotary Club fish fry just down the road...
Then, sped across the country, stopping quickly to congratulate Oakland Raiders owner, Al Davis (left), for winning Sports Illustrated's "Worst Owner in the NFL" title...
He then drove straight down to San Diego, hoping to blend in with all of the other Vaders at Comic Con this weekend.
Darth's Jewish grandmother and Mary Kay Galactic Empire representative, Darth Vera, was interviewed by the San Diego Reader this morning and only had this to say about the whole incident:
"What a shanda (Yiddish for "shame"). He was always such a nice boy."
He is still on the lam.
So, if there is a knock on your door tonight and you hear unusually heavy electronic breathing outside...don't open the door.
Call your local authorities immediately.
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