Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Shocked and Appalled?



No one should be "shocked" by this announcement in the new Rolling Stone issue...

“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay,” Lambert says in the new issue of Rolling Stone, hitting newsstands this week.

However, I am appalled by this new International condiment...



Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!



I don't think I need to subtley insinuate what Squeez Bacon looks like on these images...

Do I?

2 comments:

Brad said...

That's just not right.

Vampire Hours said...

I know...on so many levels.