Friday, March 12, 2010

Flaunt it



Animal Planet's Dave Salmoni generally spends his time in the wild with a variety of animals that most of us only get to see on TV or at the zoo. And, for the most part, that is fine with me. My fear of spiders and most reptiles keeps me from visiting a wide variety of desert-friendly states and countries.



I most recently became aware of Dave because of his many visits to Chelsea Lately, mainly because he always seems to bring out an animal or reptile that completely freaks her out...which always makes me laugh. During his last visit to her show, Chelsea mentioned that he had done a photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine and, after showing one of the photos...



She said that, if he ever does another silly shoot like that, he's not allowed to come back on the show.



I have a feeling that she had not seen all of the photos before making that statement...









My guess is that she'll be booking him on the show again very soon...



And likely requiring him to wear far less clothing...as he did here, dressed as Tarzan, on the Tyra Banks Halloween Show last year.





I'm sorry...what was I talking about?

2 comments:

Roland said...

I don't get it. Is that a corset or some sort of sporty thing I don't know about? Is that a cape or a shawl...with capri pants and wadding boots? Can't we just see him naked and get it over with. Damn stylists.

Vampire Hours said...

Perhaps it's the newest thing in male spanx. A male corset...

A "Morset".

I might have to get one of those for more formal occasions.