Friday, March 7, 2008
Oh...it rained here
A LOT! We had us one of them thar thunderbusters last night. It actually was pretty cool to watch, with the lightening and all. Of course, my favorite part of it was watching unprepared people running through it. I saw a drunk girl almost run into a tree because she had pulled part of her blouse up over her head (you know how water-repellant blouse material is) in an attempt to shield herself from the downpour. She missed the tree by that much...darn!
I mean WHEW...glad she missed it! I certainly wouldn't have wanted to see her actually run into the tree.
I'm having a lazy day today. I was up far later than I expected last night, so I wandered around the corner to grab a ginger ale to ease my unsettled stomach. On the way back, I noticed that a Showgirls bar is right next door to the neighborhood McDonalds. I've seen some of those McStrippers standing out front late at night and, I have to tell you...they're not as Mclovely as they appear on TV and film. They're actually a bit McSkinky (skinky=a cross between Skanky and Stinky).
I'm sure McDonalds was proud to break ground on that flagship store.
You should see their Mayor McSleaze figurines with the stripper pole built in.